The 40 Most Incredibly Terrible Christmas Songs Ever

White Christmas 560x285Christmas isn’t Christmas without traditional holiday music. We are talking about the classic songs from artists like Bing Crosby, Mariah Carey, Nat King Kole, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon, Elvis, Andy Williams, Dean Martin, and The Beach Boys.

When you begin hearing this music in all the department stores across the United States a sense of joy and relaxation comes over you because your mind begins thinking about Christmas.

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But not all the Christmas songs that we have heard are classics. Some of them are just downright terrible. So bad, in fact, we needed to form a list for you to take a gander at, enjoy.

40. Star Wars – Christmas in the Stars

39. Donny Osmond – Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?

38. Dan Fogelberg – Same Old Lang Syne

37. Paul McCartney – Wonderful Christmas Time

36. David Hasselhoff – The Christmas Song

35. Barenaked Ladies – Elf’s Lament

34. The Cheeky Girls – Boys and Girls (Xmas Time Love)

33. What You Want for Christmas – Quad City DJ’s

32. Clay Aiken – Don’t Save it All for Christmas Day

31. Wham – Last Christmas

30. Kenny Rogers & Wynonna Judd – Mary, Did you Know?

29. Art Mooney & Barry Gordon – Nuttin’ for Christmas

28. Ying Yang Twins – Deck da Club

27. Jimmy Boyd – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

26. Pussycat Dolls w/ Carmen Electra – Santa Baby

25. Neil Diamond – Cherry Cherry Christmas

24. Cyndi Lauper – Christmas Conga

23. Bob Dylan – It Must Be Santa

22. Gayle Peevy – I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

21. Wendy and Carnie Wilson – Hey Santa

20. Justin Bieber – Santa Claus is Coming to Town

19. New Kids on the Block – Funky, Funky, Christmas

18. Hanson – Everybody Knows the Clause

17. The Kinks – Father Christmas

16. Miss Piggy – I’m the Christmas Queen

15. John Denver – Please Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk for Christmas

14. Elmo and Patsy – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

13. Lou Monte – Dominick the Donkey

12. Regis Philbin – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

11. Heidi Klum – Wonderland

10. Spike Jones & His City Slickers – All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

9. Clay Aiken – Merry Christmas with Love

8. Buster Poindexter – Is That You Santa Claus?

7. Twisted Sister – Heavy Metal Christmas

6. NewSong – The Christmas Shoes

5. Bell’s Angels – Bad, Bad Girl

4. Dallas Cowboy Christmas

3. Antonine Dodson – Christmas Intruder

2. Gunther – Christmas Song

1. Tiny Tim – Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year