A Bear Before and After

My favorite uncle of all my uncles was Uncle Cave Man. He was big and hairy and lived in a cave. And every once in a while he’d eat one of us. Later we found out he was a bear.

Remember kids, bears are soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines. They are Satan’s minions and the true symbol of evil. Bears enjoy running around the woods molesting and raping innocent people. So what do you do if you encounter a bear? Not this:

Artist : Wilhelm Steahle (via Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre)