Afraid of Zombies? Buy A Boat
If you pay any attention at all to the national news, you’ve likely noticed the zombie phenomenon sweeping the globe has taken a strange and sickening turn as of late. I mean, when actual people start eating one another’s faces for sport, something has to give. The good news is the undead are known to be poor swimmers, so this sign offers some excellent advice in the event of a zombie apocalypse.