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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.

Latest posts by Ben (see all)

Top Ten Awesome He-Man Toys
August 19th, 2019 in Gadgets > Toys

The most powerful man in the universe had some powerful toys.

A Tribute to Chewbacca
May 2nd, 2019 in Media > Movies

Here’s to our favorite Wookiee, in honor of Peter Mayhew’s passing.

What’s Your Favorite Princess Leia Outfit?
May 4th, 2018 in Media > Movies

The Hoth snowsuit or the Endor combat poncho?

Farm to Feet : 100% American Socks
March 30th, 2018 in Travel > Pack

All-American recipe: US Materials, US Manufacturing, and US Workers.

What’s the Best Chanukah Song?
December 11th, 2017 in Media > Music

Choose between Sandler’s The Chanukah Song Part I, II, III, and IV.

Pirates of the Caribbean Outtakes
September 19th, 2017 in Media > Movies

Bloopers featuring our favorite pirate, Johnny Depp.

Ten Notable Apologies by Comedians
May 31st, 2017 in Humor > Lists

Kathy Griffin isn’t the first comedian forced to apologize, and she won’t be the last.

Top Ten Fictional Barbers
May 30th, 2017 in Humor > Lists

Snip snip. These barbers may take more than just a little off the top.

Six Ways Ghostbusters Was Almost Different
July 14th, 2016 in Media > Movies

Our favorite movie about busting ghosts could have been very different.

The Art of Balloon Guy Entertainment
July 9th, 2015 in Gadgets > Toys

Hobbit holes, T-Rexes and motorcycles made of… balloons.

Life-Size Transformers and Other Awesome Statues
June 23rd, 2015 in Gadgets > Other

As close you can come to owning a real Optimus Prime.

65 Pictures of The Scream
June 10th, 2015 in Humor > Images

Only art this good gets parodies that are even better.

Ridiculously Expensive Star Wars LEGO Sets
May 4th, 2015 in Gadgets > Toys

Star Wars + LEGO = A Geek’s Dream.

How to Make Darth Carrot
May 4th, 2015 in Grub > Food

The Dark Lord of Star Wars can be a healthy snack.

Top 20 Awesome Fictional Cars
April 30th, 2015 in Motors > Cars

It’d be so cool to own any one of these.

Train With PowerHandz
April 8th, 2015 in Sports > Other

Training gloves improve grip and strength.

“The Day the Music Died”
February 3rd, 2015 in Media > Music

Learn what the hell Don McLean was singing about.

Ten Cool Things From Sky Mall
January 26th, 2015 in Gadgets > Other

The great catalog in the sky has declared bankruptcy.

Fun at Abandoned Amusement Parks
December 28th, 2014 in Travel > See

See the wonders that are the decaying world without us.

Awesome Millenium Falcon Things
November 29th, 2014 in Gadgets > Toys

Guitars, cakes, tattoos, beds… everything in the universe.

Top Ten Marion Barry Moments
November 23rd, 2014 in Humor > Lists

‘Mayor for Life’ certainly made things interesting.

Get Drunk and Watch: Classic Sesame Street
November 10th, 2014 in Media > Television

…in honor of 45 years of Sunny Days.

A Tribute to Pulp Fiction’s The Gimp
October 14th, 2014 in Media > Movies

To celebrate Pulp Fiction’s 20th anniversary, we pay tribute to its best character.

Top Ten Cartoons of the 80s
October 6th, 2014 in Media > Comics

The shows we can still admit to having loved after all these years.

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Dead-or-Alive Checklist
October 6th, 2014 in Sports > Fighting

RIP to those no longer with us from an awesome ’80s cartoon.

A Tribute to Slimer From Ghostbusters
June 6th, 2014 in Media > Movies

“It slimed me.” “That’s great!!”

Muppets Sing ‘Danny Boy’
March 14th, 2014 in Humor > Videos

Animal, Beaker and the Swedish Chef sing Irish classic for St. Patrick’s Day.

Odd Items… With a Shamrock
March 14th, 2014 in Gadgets > Other

Add one and it’s St. Patrick’s Day-ready.

Millennials : Working 9 to 5
March 4th, 2014 in Humor > Videos

Here’s a very accurate music video of Millennials entering the workforce.

Iron Maiden Hockey Masks
January 7th, 2014 in Sports > Hockey

Hockey troopers incorporate Ed the Head into their equipment.

Hockey Puck Mosaics
November 20th, 2013 in Sports > Hockey

Thousands of hockey pucks make up the Blackhawks logo, and Wayne Gretzky.

November 17th, 2013 in Grub > Sweets

Hockey and cake is all anyone really needs in life.

A Tribute to Edna Krabappel
October 28th, 2013 in Media > Comics

Rest in peace to Marcia Wallace, aka Bart Simpson’s teacher.

Top Ten Fictional Pirates
September 19th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

“Arr, me hearty!”

Life-Sized Stormtrooper Toy Replica
September 17th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Kenner toy from the 70s is bigger than ever.

Smell Like the Skeksis From The Dark Crystal
September 10th, 2013 in Media > Movies

New incense arrives 31 years after the movie.