Five Peppers That Will Disintegrate Your Soul

The hottest peppers in the world. Avoid these if you value your safety.

Six Ways People are Ruining Hamburgers

In honor of “National Hamburger Day”

Three Extreme Buildings Made From Recycled Beer Empties

Be more productive and creative with your alcoholism.

Christmas Trees for the Clinically Insane

Dog penis and candy corn screams yuletide.

Eleven Grilling Tips to Take You From Meat Murderer to BBQ Badass

Quit abusing your meat and learn the right way to grill.

Five Awful Valentine’s Day Gifts

Just say no to these.

Ten 12 Days of Christmas Parodies That Ruin Christmas

Even eggnog can’t make these tolerable.

Two Different Ways to Bomb at a Roast

Comedy Central’s Roasts have seen some interesting lows.

The Case for Johnny Football

Is it rivalry or jealousy the fuels his critics?

“Hatfields & McCoys: White Lightning” is Television at its Worst

A horrible embarassing money grab from History Channel.

Ten Bad Reasons to Avoid Retirement

Seriously, U.S. News and World Report must be trolling us.

Five Things Men Love and Why

We’re really not that difficult to figure out.

Cosmo’s Car Sex Tips: A Guide to Horrible Sex

Who writes this crap?

Hatin’ on ‘After Earth’ and Jaden Smith

The internet is not very fond of Jaden Smith’s acting abilities.

Three Movies to Celebrate National Repeat Day

Three Movies to Celebrate National Repeat Day

NASCAR Legend Dick Trickle, Dead at 71

The best name in the history of racing.

Atari’s Pitfall as a Metaphor For Life

Life is all swinging on vines and rainbows looking for gold.

Old Wives’ Tales Updated for the 21st Century

Gum and other things digest quickly.

Grilling the Perfect Steak – Even if You’re a Caveman

In honor of “Steak and BJ Day”

Four Extreme Heart Stopping Burgers

Taking the regular burger to the next level.

How to Make an Omelet – Even if You’re a Caveman

Teaching even the least evolved man how to feed himself.

Four Examples of “Extreme” Meatloaf

We would do anything for loaf, but he won’t do that!

Six Ridiculous Ways Men Name Their Schlongs

Look out for King Dong’s Womb Warrior!

Is Beyonce’s Booty Ruining Traditional Family Values?

Trolls unite!

It’s a Global Chicken Wing Shortage, But Not Really

Here’s some alternatives you can cook up for your guests.

How to Make French Toast, Even if You’re a Caveman

A beginner’s guide to breakfast bliss.

Racism Cures Sluggish Sales at South Carolina Restaurant

Welcome to the South.

Five “News” Stories From E-Online That You Can Ignore

Babies, tattoos and doping.

Is London Fletcher Hanging Up His Cleats?

Say it ain’t so.

Hogettes Announce Their Retirement

They are hanging up their dresses and snouts.

Make Your Own Moonshine – Legally

A quick look at how to make your own faux Moonshine.

When Inspiration Gets Corporate Sponsorship

The two go hand in hand.

Is It Time for Mark Sanchez to Exit, Stage Right?

Gone baby gone.

Four Gifts For The Booze Smuggler Who Has Everything

Sneak your booze with you everywhere you go

Is American Beer Really Weaker Than European Beer?

We mix Math with Beer.