Bryan Douglass

Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.
The NBA Takes Over the Holiday
December 27th, 2010 in Sports > Basketball

NBA stars work on Christmas.

Five NFL Wagers to Ruin Xmas
December 23rd, 2010 in Sports > Football

My nuts and checkbook roasting on an open fire…

Ten Message-Sending Gifts for 2010
December 22nd, 2010 in Humor > Lists

For those sending a message this holiday season.

HBO + NHL = Must-See TV
December 22nd, 2010 in Sports > Hockey

We love sports, reality TV, and violence.

Vomitous NFL Predictions: Week 15
December 17th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Gambling is fun as hell.

Griffin vs. Wall : The Debate
December 16th, 2010 in Sports > Basketball

Taking a look at the elite NBA rookies.

The Week in NHL YouTube
December 15th, 2010 in Sports > Hockey

Clips off the meta rink from the week.

Five Better Options for the Big Ten Logo
December 14th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Those Rose Bowl-lovin’ heathens missed the mark.

The Death of the Metrodome Roof
December 12th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Snow puts the Metrodome roof to an entertaining death.

Ten Uses for the Bucs’ Orange Uniforms
December 10th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Where can we put that orange look to work?

NFL Assholes: In-and-Out Week
December 9th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Tell us if they are in for this year’s NFL playoffs or if they are out.

BCS Assholes : Championship Poll
December 6th, 2010 in Sports > Football

The assholes-ish questions for the week from college football.

NFL Assholes: Hangover Poll Week
November 30th, 2010 in Sports > Football

I’ll ask you… with 12 weeks of the NFL season in the tank, what do you think?

Ten Reasons The Heat Don’t Give a Damn
November 29th, 2010 in Sports > Basketball

Is this team the most overrated team in NBA history?

Ensuring Thanksgiving Football
November 24th, 2010 in Sports > Football

If you want to maximize the day of competition-worthy eating and get all of the football you can in your system, here’s the way to get it done.

Blueberries aren't just for IHOP...
November 22nd, 2010 in Sports > Football

It’s Thanksgiving, the best god damn holiday ever invented by the whoever is in charge of that department (the Masons would be my guess).

NFL Assholes : Week 7
October 27th, 2010 in Sports > Football

I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!

Not-So-Historic Moments in NFL Penis
October 22nd, 2010 in Sports > Football

We’ve seen an awful lot of professional football cock in the last few years.

NFL Assholes : Week 6
October 19th, 2010 in Sports > Football

This week’s elite performances in football assholery.

NFL Assholes : Week 5
October 11th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Reviewing the box scores and bringing you the biggest assholes of the week.

The Prison Shower Lookout Special
October 8th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Here’s the guys you’ll find waiting for you in the showers on Sunday…

NFL Assholes of the Week : Week 4
October 4th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Putting blame on the douchebags that ruined your dreams of fantasy football supremacy for the week.

NFL Assholes of the Week : Week 1
September 13th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Pissing and moaning at the water cooler about all of the assholes that ruined your NFL week?

NFL 2010 Preview : 32 Thoughts
September 7th, 2010 in Sports > Football

32 thoughts on 32 teams… the 4-1-1 on each of the sets bendin’ corners in the National Football League in one sentence.

Fantasy Football Preview : WTFIT?
September 6th, 2010 in Sports > Football

So when names you don’t know hit the board on draft day, you won’t be the dumb-ass.

Top Ten Bromances of the NFL
August 26th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Dudes working in the NFL that you admire beyond their performance on the field.

Ten Ways to Annoy Your Fantasy Football League
August 2nd, 2010 in Sports > Football

Winning is overrated, pissing off your friends is the real victory.

Ten Best Narcotic Offenders in NFL History
July 12th, 2010 in Sports > Football

The NFL “stars” of today can’t do anything right… not even drugs.

Five Obsessions With Madden 2011
July 5th, 2010 in Gadgets > Games

Five points of intrigue we want to share from Madden 11′.

Five NFL Contributions to American Society This Week
July 3rd, 2010 in Sports > Football

One for each day of the week, and we’ll even rank ’em.

What Will The NFL Do With The Jags?
June 28th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Apparently, football isn’t working in Jacksonville and the NFL would be wise to move it out.

NBA Draft for Dummies
June 23rd, 2010 in Sports > Basketball

Three Rules for Understanding the 2010 NBA Draft

Didn't think we'd forget Anna, did ya'?
June 21st, 2010 in Sports > Other

In one way or another, we all worship.

The long shots...
June 16th, 2010 in Sports > Golf

I enjoy watching golf, I enjoy trying to play golf, but more than anything, I enjoy wagering on golf.

Ten Reasons Why Tim Tebow is the Face of the NFL
June 14th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Your own… Personal… Jesus

Monday M-Ass ~ June 14
June 14th, 2010 in Sports > Other

The best of this week in sports broadcast television, because in one way or another, we all worship.