Jeff Kelly

Jeff Kelly

Contributor at Gunaxin
Mild mannered writer by day, mild mannered but somewhat more intoxicated writer by night.
Jeff Kelly
Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party
December 3rd, 2018 in Humor > Lists

Amazingly we think Michael Scott has broken every rule on this list.

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Thanksgiving Dinner
November 18th, 2018 in Humor > Lists

Eat Turkey, Watch the Game, and Shut-up.

Helpful Halloween Party Tips
October 17th, 2018 in Humor > Pop Culture

Tips To Avoid Being “That Guy” At Your Halloween Party

Five Not So Inspirational Winter Olympic Moments
February 14th, 2018 in Sports > Olympics

Sometimes it’s fun to take a great athlete down a peg.

Five Inspirational Winter Olympic Moments
February 12th, 2018 in Sports > Olympics

Does anyone really care about luge, or curling?

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at a Super Bowl Party
February 4th, 2018 in Humor > Lists

Once again, we’re happy to offer you helpful tips.

Seven Badass Television Anti-Heroes
November 8th, 2017 in Media > Television

Bad guys we can’t help but love.

Seven Awesome End of the World Movies
April 21st, 2016 in Media > Movies

Hollywood loves a good apocalypse.

Five Great TV Scenes About Weed
April 20th, 2015 in Media > Television

Weed on TV is high comedy, and more common than you think.

Six Great Athletes Who Tried to Kill Their Own Legacies
January 15th, 2015 in Sports > Other

Many of them are still beating the dead horse into the ground.

What’s Your All-Time NBA Starting Five?
January 8th, 2015 in Sports > Basketball

Who would you want taking the court on your ultimate team?

Sleep tight, kids!
November 12th, 2014 in Humor > Lists

Scare the pants off little kids (not in a perverted way).

Who’s the Best “That Guy” in Movies?
March 24th, 2014 in Media > Celebrities

In honor of James Rebhorn’s passing.

Movie Poster Roundup, Volume III
January 16th, 2014 in Media > Movies

It’s always a good idea to make premature judgments on movies based on their posters!

Scenes from Virgin Mobile #FreeFest
September 23rd, 2013 in Travel > Do

FreeFest offered great music, good food, lots of booze, and outstanding people watching.

Seven Rules Nearly Every Sports Movie Follows
July 5th, 2013 in Sports > Other

A Montage, Inspirational Speech, and Miraculous Ending

Five People Who Will Ruin the Final Four for You
April 5th, 2013 in Sports > Basketball

Rest assured, these people will make sure your Final Four experience sucks balls.

Cheer Up, Ben Affleck
January 11th, 2013 in Media > Movies

Life is still good without the Oscars.

Cooperstown Will be a Lonely Place this Summer
January 9th, 2013 in Sports > Baseball

Apparently, baseball didn’t happen in the 1990’s.

Movie Poster Roundup, Volume II
January 7th, 2013 in Media > Movies

The good, bad and ugly.

Celebrity Diving is the Next Big Thing Apparently
January 4th, 2013 in Media > Television

“This is going to be a disaster”

The Pacific Rim Trailer Will Rock Your Face Off
December 13th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Prepare for maximum nerdgasm.

Movie Poster Roundup
December 5th, 2012 in Media > Movies

It’s kind of like judging a book by its cover, really.

Celebrity Endorsements in the 2012 Presidential Race
November 6th, 2012 in Media > Celebrities

A great way to decide who NOT to vote for.

A Way Too Early Look at the Best Actor Race
September 17th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Should we just give the Oscar to Daniel Day-Lewis now?

Kansas Should Probably Just Quiet Down
September 14th, 2012 in Humor > News

Kansas is currently mulling the idea of removing Obama from the ballot.

No One Wins in The Wire RPG
September 13th, 2012 in Media > Television

It’s all in the (video) game, baby.

Ranking the No. 1 NBA Draft Picks of the 21st Century
June 28th, 2012 in Sports > Basketball

Will Anthony Davis be LeBron or Kwame?

Anthony Davis Trademarked His Unibrow
June 26th, 2012 in Sports > Basketball

He did what?

Five Non-GI Joe Movies Delayed to 2013
May 29th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Don’t feel sad, GI Joe. You’re not alone.

Memorial Day TV Viewing Guide
May 27th, 2012 in Media > Television

Hey, not everyone likes the outdoors.

The Wire is Awesome and David Simon is a Jackass
April 19th, 2012 in Media > Television

David Simon needs to chill, yo.

A Classy Look at 12 of 2012’s Most Anticipated Movies
January 24th, 2012 in Media > Movies

You stay classy, movies of 2012.

2011-12 College Basketball Preview
November 8th, 2011 in Sports > Basketball

This may be the only Basketball you get this season.

What’s the Best Zombie Movie?
October 27th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Zombies are all the rage right now, so who did it best?

Five Movies That Were Almost Other Movies
September 12th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Die Hard was a sequel to what?!

Super Bowl XLV : Tale of the Tape
February 5th, 2011 in Sports > Football

We want winners.

The Gunaxin Guide to NFL Championship Weekend
January 21st, 2011 in Sports > Football

Who will make it to the Super Bowl?

Which NFLers Would You Want to Punch in the Face?
September 16th, 2010 in Sports > Football

Many players are just asking for a solid right jab to the grill.

Bruce Campbell: A Tribute to “The Chin”
September 3rd, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

The man. The myth. The legend. The chin.

The Walking Dead is Going to Rock
July 28th, 2010 in Media > Television

Based on the Comic-Con footage, this might be the best thing in the history of ever.

Five Other Dramatic US National Team Finishes
June 24th, 2010 in Sports > Soccer

History has taught us that US National Teams are a bunch of drama queens.

Five Infamous Reffing Blunders
June 20th, 2010 in Sports > Soccer

Don’t worry Koman Coulibaly, you’re not the first ref to screw up. You still suck though.

A Guide to Lesser Known World Cups
June 10th, 2010 in Humor > Lists

Like World Cups but hate soccer? Well have we got the solution for you!

Kevin Costner Will Save the World
May 26th, 2010 in Humor > News

Apparently Waterworld served a purpose after all.

Holy Balls! ‘Iron Man 2’ Rough Cut has Leaked
April 1st, 2010 in Media > Movies

It’s okay to have a nerdgasm right about now.

The 5 Funniest “Lost” Videos on YouTube
February 2nd, 2010 in Media > Television

With the final season of Lost kicking off, we take a look at some of the funniest tributes on YouTube.

Five Awesome Second Fiddle Actors
January 27th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

No one plays them better than Charlie Daniels.