Jeffery Mitchell

Jeffery Mitchell

Contributor at Gunaxin
Jeff is a young writer currently residing in the beautiful country of Costa Rica.

He loves writing humor pieces and has his own website - a surprisingly serious job board - at jobsonparade.com.
Jeffery Mitchell

Latest posts by Jeffery Mitchell (see all)

Five Obscure Facts About Footballs
September 17th, 2018 in Sports > Football

Some things you may not have known about the Football.

Waffle Day Eye-Feast
August 24th, 2018 in Grub > Food

In honor of National Waffle Day, we show you dozens of yummy waffles.

Fun Games for Your Tax Day Party
April 17th, 2018 in Humor > Lists

Finding Joy on Tax Day

Four of the World’s Weirdest Pets
April 11th, 2018 in Humor > Lists

For National Pet Day, go deeper than a Boa or an Iguana.

Five Obscure Facts About Baseballs
April 2nd, 2018 in Sports > Baseball

Some things you may not have known about the Baseball.

How to Hurt Yourself at the Gym
January 2nd, 2018 in Sports > Other

Three ways to turn a trip to the gym into a doctor visit.

How to Court Ladies Like a Baboon
November 13th, 2016 in Humor > Lists

Genetalia Flashing is a last resort.

Five Benefits to Owning Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
July 6th, 2016 in Grub > Sweets

Charlie won a pretty sweet gig.

Four Lame Characters from Classic Fiction Novels
May 24th, 2016 in Media > Books

Apparently not all characters can be fantastic

Four Annoying Types of Toilet Paper
May 12th, 2016 in Humor > Lists

Could you spare a better square?

Four Sportsmanship Tips for Golfers
April 21st, 2016 in Sports > Golf

Get your etiquette in order for Golf Season.

The Creepy World of Garden Gnomes
January 11th, 2016 in Humor > Images

It’s a mad world, indeed.

Four Jurassic Park Dinosaurs as Pets
June 8th, 2015 in Humor > Lists

You’re going to need a bigger pooper scooper.

Green Grub of St. Patrick’s Day
March 16th, 2015 in Grub

Get festive with your food!

Christmas Fails Extravaganza!
December 24th, 2014 in Humor > Images

A collection of Holiday Humor to make you Ho Ho Ho.

Breakdown of a Family Outing
October 7th, 2014 in Travel > Go

You’ll never make it on time…

Donna Summer vs. Kool and the Gang
February 27th, 2014 in Media > Music

Video battle between “All Systems Go” and “Get Down On It”

Ripping Into Dio’s Holy Diver Video
February 9th, 2014 in Media > Music

It might be a fool’s errand to try to make sense of this video.

Slave to the Rhythm : Music Video Atrocity
January 5th, 2014 in Media > Music

Before Madonna and Lady Gaga, there was Grace Jones.

Justify My Love : Music Video Atrocity
December 13th, 2013 in Media > Music

Dissecting a Madonna Classic.

It’s Raining Men : Music Video Atrocity
November 15th, 2013 in Media > Music

“I’m gonna go out, I’m gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet”

Five Obscure Facts About Soccer Balls
November 13th, 2013 in Sports > Soccer

Some things you may not have known about the Soccer Ball.

Five Obscure Facts About Basketballs
October 29th, 2013 in Sports > Basketball

Before the NBA tips off tonight, learn some stuff about the Ball.

Three Styles That Guys (Mistakenly) Believe Women Like
October 3rd, 2013 in Humor > Lists

These men are gravely misguided.

Five Obscure Facts About Golf Balls
September 20th, 2013 in Sports > Golf

Exploring the storied history of that little white ball.

Four Types of Shows We Watch Just to Kill Time
September 17th, 2013 in Media > Television

You have a DVR now, be more productive with your TV time.

Four Skills You May Develop From Playing Video Games
September 10th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Gaming is not wasting time, it’s developing important skills.

Four Super Powers That Aren’t Always So Super
September 4th, 2013 in Media > Comics

Be careful what you wish for, Super Heroes don’t have it as easy as you think.

Four Tips for Mastering Table Manners
September 3rd, 2013 in Grub > Food

Our guide to fine dining etiquette.

Five Ridiculously Expensive Watches
July 30th, 2013 in Gadgets > Other

Timepieces that cost more than your house.

Four Silly Overused On-Screen Devices
July 5th, 2013 in Media > Television

It’s time to move on from these entertainment crutches.

Three Video Game Characters Whose Powers are Their Weaknesses
June 20th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Special powers can be a curse.

Three Terrible Commercial Concepts
June 19th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

What if Men’s Shampoo commercials were like Women’s?

Four Ways Your Life Would be Better as a Power Ranger
May 29th, 2013 in Media > Television

Spending quality time with the Pink Ranger has to be #1.

Three Female Game Characters You Just Might Fall in Love With
May 8th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Why stop at just three?

The Least Menacing Gangs from Fact and Fiction
April 30th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Wild Hogs… ride hard or stay home.

The Unimaginative World of Video Game Character Naming
April 29th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

He’s a man with bombs, let’s call him Bomberman!

Four Ways Work is Different With a Heavy Metal Boss
April 29th, 2013 in Humor > Lists

Hair… and lots of it.

Four Reasons Why You Love Your Car More Than Your Wife
April 11th, 2013 in Motors > Cars

You Can Always Trade it in for the Newer Model, Guilt-Free.

Two Difficult Desserts That Almost Aren’t Worth the Effort
April 8th, 2013 in Grub > Sweets

Ever wonder why Top Chef contestants avoid pastries?

Life Lessons From Video Games
March 18th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Level up your life with the help of your gamer skills.

Brilliantly Crazy Game Crossovers
February 28th, 2013 in Gadgets > Games

Seemingly different video game character worlds mashed together.

Musical Lessons in Love
February 14th, 2013 in Media > Music

Just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Two Music Videos That Never End
February 12th, 2013 in Media > Music

Please shoot us, Will.

Fare Thee Well Ray Lewis
February 4th, 2013 in Sports > Football

We hardly knew ya.

Two Stupid Shows That Are Still On TV
January 30th, 2013 in Media > Television

Please cancel these, NOW.

A Pair of Really Creepy Love Songs
January 29th, 2013 in Media > Music

When love turns weird.