My name is John. I am an office drone by day and a writer by night. I like to watch and write about dumb horror movie, pretentious films with subtitles and all sorts of meaning & symbolism, and movies where stuff 'splodes. I also like romantic walks on the beach and the music of Tony Orlando & Dawn.

Latest posts by John (see all)

Where The Playboy Club Went Wrong
October 14th, 2011 in Media > Television

Not enough T&A.

The Eight Worst Steven Spielberg Films
June 21st, 2011 in Media > Movies

Even Spielberg has made his share of bombs.

Movie Review: Super 8
June 20th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Abrams and Spielberg deliver the goods.

Ten Movies & Franchises Haters Should Stop Complaining About
May 12th, 2011 in Media > Movies

Please, internet. Stop whining!