How Daniel Radcliffe Nut Punched the Paparazzi

Insert wizard joke here.

Why Forrest Gump Should Have Ended After Ten Minutes

Gump wasn’t the best storyteller.

Four Stupid Halo 4 Armor Variations

Because looking cool is for noobs

Samurai Jack: The Most Depressing Cartoon Ever Made

A samurai’s work is never done.

Shooting Two Guns at Once is Always Cool

Bang! Bang!

Apple is the Scientology of Tech

Apple keeps it real, and crazy.

The Stupidest TV Scene You’re Likely to See Today

Watching this actually destroys IQ points.

Three Hilariously Failed Musical Disses

Proof that Nickelback is kind of awesome.

Halo 4 Can’t Catch a Break

Fanboys will complain about anything.

Insane Acts of Manliness from England’s Most Terrifying Prisoner

Think you’re a real man? Think again.

The Dirty Secret Modern Music Could be Hiding

Adding new meaning to the phrase, slap that ass.

Why Political Facebook Posts Could be Costing you Friends

Proof you should post more Gunaxin articles instead.

The Ant-Man Cheat Sheet

Learn all about Marvel’s tiniest hero.

Reasons the Obama Kenyan Birth Video is Stupid

We totally buy that it’s real.

A Video Game That Lets You Shoot Hitler, in the Balls

Inglourious Basterds hasn’t got anything on this!

The Story Behind the Coolest Picture of Freddie Mercury

Meet your new desktop wallpaper.

The Real Reason Gangnam Style Parodies Are Stupid

Straight from the crazy Korean horse’s mouth.

Links That Prove the Original Star Wars Movies Aren’t That Great

Ya know, the original trilogy kinda sucks too.

Go Bald for Bieber?

We really shouldn’t laugh, but…

Why YouTube Makeup Tutorials are Terrifying

This is why the internet was invented.

Super Authentic Ghost Photos From 100 Years Ago

BOO!!

The Scariest Part of REC Just Got Scarier

Because it’s almost Halloween and we hate you.

You Will Never be this Excited While Playing Borderlands 2

The time a game made someone “so horny!”

Name the Actor With the Most Badass List of Roles

Hayden Christensen isn’t allowed on this list.