Six Criminally Under-Appreciated Animated Television Comedies
February 4th, 2022 in Media > Comics

Finally, The Cleveland Show gets the respect it deserves!

Eight Box Office Bombs That Are Actually Worth Watching
June 29th, 2021 in Media > Movies

We can all agree The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a masterpiece, right?

Eight Awful Video Game Commercials
September 12th, 2017 in Gadgets > Games

Video games have come a long way. Their ads… not so much.

Greatest Movies for 15 Different Sports
July 23rd, 2015 in Sports > Other

Finally, we’ve reached a decision about the greatest bobsledding movie.

The Guide to the Perfect Valentine’s Day Date (for Cheap Losers)
February 11th, 2015 in Humor > Pop Culture

We’ll help you show your girlfriend that you care… but not very much.

Five Insane Fan Art Fetishes
February 9th, 2015 in Humor > Lists

Remember the good old days when fan art was limited to Mario and Luigi having gay sex?

The Four Worst Teams in NHL HIstory
February 9th, 2015 in Sports > Hockey

Seasons even worse than what Edmonton and Buffalo are enduring.

Six Incredibly Embarrassing Uses of Rap Music
February 6th, 2015 in Media > Music

Vanilla Ice is awesome compared to the rap videos on this list.

Fifteen Sports Clichés We Never Want to Hear Again
December 3rd, 2014 in Sports > Other

You won’t want to miss this one!

Five Absolutely Horrifying Internet Communities
December 3rd, 2014 in Humor > Sites

They’re even scarier than 4chan!

The Six Saddest Celebrity Music “Careers”
October 1st, 2014 in Media > Celebrities

Who would have thought Corey Feldman’s albums would bomb?

A Brief History of Tekken
July 28th, 2014 in Gadgets > Games

Iron Fist! Also, boobs.

The Guide to the Perfect April Fools’ Day (for Amoral Sociopaths)
April 1st, 2014 in Humor > Pop Culture

Pulling pranks is a lot easier when you have no sense of ethics.

Ten Halloween Costumes for Complete Douchebags
October 31st, 2011 in Humor > Lists

Just be like us and stick with the classic “bed sheet ghost” costume.

Job Hunting Tips for the New Graduate (With a 2.0 GPA)
May 3rd, 2011 in Humor > Pop Culture

Find satisfying employment despite your many, many shortcomings.

A Trip to the Heritage Classic
February 21st, 2011 in Sports > Hockey

Hockey the way it was meant to be played: in weather that could give you frostbite.

Predicting the Next Five Nicolas Cage Movies
January 24th, 2011 in Media > Celebrities

Get ready for The Wicker Man II: The Wickening.

Predicting the Next Five Facebook Fads
December 13th, 2010 in Humor > Lists

Gaze into the terrible future!

A Tribute to Leslie Nielsen
November 28th, 2010 in Media > Celebrities

Surely the news can’t be serious.

2010 World Cup Preview
June 9th, 2010 in Sports > Soccer

Will this be North Korea’s year?

The Five Most Dubious Sexual Accomplishments
April 28th, 2010 in Humor > Lists

We hate to ruin your dreams, but it really is possible to have too much sex.

Ten iPhone Apps for the Pathetically Lazy
February 19th, 2010 in Gadgets > Electronics

And for good measure they’re all overpriced.

New $7000 Sexbot will Guarantee you’ll Never Love Again
February 2nd, 2010 in Humor > News

You know, it’s a lot easier to just buy 7000 dollars worth of lube.

Online News Subscriptions Failing, Nobody Surprised
January 28th, 2010 in Gadgets > Internet

If the porn industry can’t make it work than no industry can.