Ménage à Taser?

Don’t tase us, bro!

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Poster

At least Uwe Boll isn’t involved.

Coca-Cola Freestyle Brings 100 Flavors of Soda

The Future is Now, Catch the Wave!

Sprite Ads Deemed too “adult” for Germany

I will now Obey my Thirst!

PETA Brings us the Sea Kitten

Mmm…kitten, the other other white meat.

Top 40 Badass Movies of the Last Ten Years

At my signal, unleash hell.

A Look at Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow

I’m getting some flashbacks to Johansson in the Perfect Score.

Gang of Girls Molest Swedish Man

That Axe spray stuff really works!

Natalie Portman joins Cast of Thor Movie

By Odin’s beard – that’s Fantastic!

Top Ten Reasons Tony Romo Split from Jessica Simpson

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern

Van Wilder joins the Justice League

Regretfully introducing…Bagg’ns™!

Party like it’s 1992!

Boobs and Red Bull

Red Bull, it’s crack in a can!

Man Dies after Falling into a Tank Full of Chocolate

Talk about Death by Chocolate.

E-Mails from an Asshole

It’s like Borat…via Craigslist!

One Awesome Papercraft Castle

I wonder what his paper airplanes look like.

Bedtime Stories with Mary-Louise Parker: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

It’s what everyone needs before a good night sleep.

New Jennifer’s Body Trailer

I think the main reason this will be popular is because of Megan Fox.

Teacher Gives Homemade Porn to Students

Those parent-teacher conferences should get a lot more interesting next year.

2009 Tour de France Preview

It’s better than Excite Bike!

Couples Retreat: A Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau Ensemble Comedy

Sold, and I don’t even have to see the trailer.

Top Twenty Two Favorite Nude Scenes in Mainstream Cinema

All nude. Tastefully done!

New Whiteout Trailer featuring Kate Beckinsale

No…not 30 Days of Night. It’s Whiteout!

She puts the ‘Lay’ in Frito-Lay

Wow, can you imagine what he would have gotten for Funyuns?