Ménage à Taser?
July 28th, 2009 in Gadgets > Electronics

Don’t tase us, bro!

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Poster
July 23rd, 2009 in Media > Movies

At least Uwe Boll isn’t involved.

Coca-Cola Freestyle Brings 100 Flavors of Soda
July 23rd, 2009 in Grub > Soft Drinks

The Future is Now, Catch the Wave!

Sprite Ads Deemed too “adult” for Germany
July 20th, 2009 in Grub > Soft Drinks

I will now Obey my Thirst!

PETA Brings us the Sea Kitten
July 20th, 2009 in Humor

Mmm…kitten, the other other white meat.

Top 40 Badass Movies of the Last Ten Years
July 20th, 2009 in Media > Movies

At my signal, unleash hell.

A Look at Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow
July 18th, 2009 in Media > Movies

I’m getting some flashbacks to Johansson in the Perfect Score.

Gang of Girls Molest Swedish Man
July 16th, 2009 in Humor

That Axe spray stuff really works!

Natalie Portman joins Cast of Thor Movie
July 13th, 2009 in Media > Movies

By Odin’s beard – that’s Fantastic!

Top Ten Reasons Tony Romo Split from Jessica Simpson
July 13th, 2009 in Sports > Football

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern
July 11th, 2009 in Media > Movies

Van Wilder joins the Justice League

Regretfully introducing…Bagg’ns™!
July 11th, 2009 in Humor

Party like it’s 1992!

Boobs and Red Bull
July 9th, 2009 in Grub > Soft Drinks

Red Bull, it’s crack in a can!

Man Dies after Falling into a Tank Full of Chocolate
July 8th, 2009 in Grub > Sweets

Talk about Death by Chocolate.

E-Mails from an Asshole
July 8th, 2009 in Humor

It’s like Borat…via Craigslist!

One Awesome Papercraft Castle
July 7th, 2009 in Gadgets > Other

I wonder what his paper airplanes look like.

Bedtime Stories with Mary-Louise Parker: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
July 7th, 2009 in Media > Books

It’s what everyone needs before a good night sleep.

New Jennifer’s Body Trailer
July 6th, 2009 in Media > Movies

I think the main reason this will be popular is because of Megan Fox.

Teacher Gives Homemade Porn to Students
July 4th, 2009 in Humor

Those parent-teacher conferences should get a lot more interesting next year.

2009 Tour de France Preview
July 3rd, 2009 in Sports > Cycling

It’s better than Excite Bike!

Couples Retreat: A Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau Ensemble Comedy
June 30th, 2009 in Media > Movies

Sold, and I don’t even have to see the trailer.

Top Twenty Two Favorite Nude Scenes in Mainstream Cinema
June 30th, 2009 in Media > Movies

All nude. Tastefully done!

New Whiteout Trailer featuring Kate Beckinsale
June 27th, 2009 in Media > Movies

No…not 30 Days of Night. It’s Whiteout!

She puts the ‘Lay’ in Frito-Lay
June 26th, 2009 in Grub > Snacks

Wow, can you imagine what he would have gotten for Funyuns?