A Message For Bad Parkers

One of my biggest pet peeves in life are assholes who refuse to park their vehicle between the lines. Unless you’re blind, drunk, or both, there’s no sane reason for not being able to maneuver a car into a spot. It would be easy to point fingers at chicks and Asians, because they obviously can’t drive, but in truth, I’ve witnessed more guys committing this egregious annoyance. Guys dressed in shirts and ties with a Bluetooth sticking from their stupid ears with lives so important they can’t be bothered with trivial things like parking straight.Well, here’s a not so subtle message for these pricks, courtesy of a creative chalk artist.

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DIE, shitty parkers! JUST DIE! What, too harsh?

[Via Reddit]