What Not to do on a Balance Beam

balance beam 560x315The above photo is an example of how to properly use a balance beam. Plus, it’s kinda hot, which is the real reason I picked it over countless others. Nevertheless,what you are about to see is the type of maneuver that shouldn’t be attempted on a balance beam, especially if you’re a dude. (Wow, I really sounded like Bob Saget on America’s Funniest Home Videos just now. My apologies.)

Okay, either Captain Courageous has nads of steel or no nads at all. A guy with a normal-sized sack doesn’t pop up without once grabbing “the area.” Either that or he numbed his nuts into submission after hours of practicing. I’ve given this way too much thought. Let’s hear it for the idiot!

[Via College Humor]