BCS Headquarters: The Rankings are Released

All season long, the infamous BCS Committee has been running the numbers, breaking down the schedules and, of course, throwing monkey feces at the wall. But with the release of the first official BCS rankings of 2009, the pressure’s really on the chimps to deliver the goods.

The media’s homoerotic love for Tim Tebow made it clear that the Gators would be #1, but there were no easy decisions after that. And with Boise St. continuing to buzz around like a mosquito you just can’t kill, things only got more complicated for the hardest working chimps in sports.

Video courtesy of the Global Sports Fraternity.