Beer and Boobs with Jessica Simpson
Smart as a box of gravel? Check. Played Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard flick? Yep. Had her cans commented on by her really sick and abhorrently twisted freak of a father? Oh, hell yeah. Had a body go from knuckle-bitingly hot to harpoon-worthy and, apparently, back again? Oh, so check. So what is this Christian singer-turned-camera whore doing hocking a brew called Stampede Light Plus? I have no idea and I honestly couldn’t care less. She’s hot, has a smokin’ rack, and is in the same ad as a beer. That’s really all that matters. Yum. Not the beer, so much.