Beer and Boobs With Mary Carey

Mary Carey 560x169

This might be the first time I’ve actually managed to discover a B&B chick who also happens to be a porn star… what are the odds? Anyway, for those of you who maybe don’t know who this busty blond vixen is or what wonderful film she’s been in, sit back for a lesson. The following awesomely named flicks star our babe here:

  • MC3 200x3005 Guy Cream Pie 5
  • Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2
  • Thumpin Melons
  • Tit Happens
  • Bosom Buddies 6
  • Kick Ass Chicks 54: Ginormous Juggs

And believe me, not only are those titles completely real, but there’s at least thirty more I didn’t list. Wow. Delightful. I gotta go find some of those. Anyway, that’s beside the point. What is the point is that she’s partaking of a Corona cerveza right here in this pic. Ya know: everyone’s favorite beer people drink when they want to feel exotic even though they know as well as I do they’re just being douche-bags. Especially since this ‘beer’ tastes remarkably like Mexican sewer water. Oh well, can’t fault her for at least wrapping her porn star lips around the neck of that bottle as opposed to her standard, uh, other thing. Bottoms up… literally!

Hmm. Definitely not someone you’d want to listen to for a long period of time. Especially not moaning.

Oh yeah, she was also on Celebrity Rehab. Here we see an interview with Dave Nevarro about Mary and Daniel Baldwin. Wow.