Beer and Boobs with Natalie Portman

Star of her own apparent theme song from The Lonely Island, as well as a slew of flicks including the laughable Star Wars Trilogy, V for Vendetta, and The Professional, Natalie can be seen here carrying a brew of some sort down the stadium steps at the U.S. Open. If I know my sporting event beers, and I’d like to think I do, the mass-produced sludge in her cup is likely Bud or Miller, but that’s beside the point as it’s quite obvious that Spider-Man (Tobey McGuire) is either admiring the starlet’s ass, or else questioning something on her back only he can see. Either way: she’s a babe with boobs, and she has beer. Yum.

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