Bees Invade Coors Field!
I keep reading all this tree hugger mumbo jumbo about how all the bees are disappearing due to cell phone towers or some other crazy nonsense. Obviously these panicky Petes are spewing a steady stream of lies, because a creeping death swarm of bees invaded Coors Field during yesterday’s Rockies-Diamondbacks game, causing a delay in the fifth inning. Luckily, some guy with a vacuum cleaner was there to ward off the army of killer insects.
Nic Cage can relate.