Best Beer Product Ever (Besides Beer)

the beerbelly deluxe kit 560x257Beer bellies. Glorious, status-wielding, beer bellies. Just think of how many beers it took to forge such a grandiose sculpted icon of manhood. 1,000? 10,000? What about 100,000?

Many times beer bellies go right along with sports (watching not playing). Ever gone to a live sports event and bought a beer or six?  You get some watered-down, expensive, sudsy and completely unsatisfying brew (if you can even call it that). So, wouldn’t it just be better to bring your own?  How about places where alcohol is prohibited like the movies or your child’s graduation? Here’s a product you might want to check out: The Beer Belly for $29.95.

Not only is this a cool novelty item, but it’s got some serious money-saving potential. Just think of it as an investment. Your return will most definitely cover your initial expense…that is, until its ease of use turns you to rampant alcoholism.

Let’s talk about some of the pros and cons:

Pro: Friendly to your budget.

Con: Not friendly to your organs.

Pro: Holds up to 80 oz. of liquid, so no getting up every time you need a beer.

Con: Makes you look about 80 oz. fatter than you already are.

Pro: Can be used for hot or cold liquids.

Con: Drinking through a straw is the only option.

Pro: Comfortable design

Con: Uncomfortable hangovers.