Bill Austin, Tourette’s Umpire

For years, America’s Pastime has been defined by great families: the Bonds, the Griffeys, the lovable Molina brothers. But baseball families don’t just play the game, they call it, too. 

So the Global Sports Fraternity is happy to to introduce one of the lesser-known baseball families, the Austins, who have been umping ballgames since Babe Ruth was brewing bathtub gin. In particular, we take a look at Bill Austin, who’s struggled mightily in trying to live up to his prestigious family name.

And you thought the NBA was the only league with officiating problems…