Burn Notice Creator Wrote A Movie Called ‘Cock’

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I’m a big fan of USA Network’s Burn Notice. It’s got clever spies, hot chicks and the always hilarious Bruce Campbell. Despite becoming a bit stale last season, I have yet to remove it from my short list of can’t-miss shows. Although, they better hurry up and get to the end game soon.

The series creator, Matt Nix, is branching out into the realm of independent film with something called Cock. You’re probably thinking it must be about gay porn, but you’d be wrong. Turns out it’s something a thousand times better. Take a look at the logline (via Pajiba):

It’s a dark comedy about a woman who, dissatisfied with her marriage, takes her sexuality into her own hands. How?

By growing a penis.

Bah-da-bump! Unfortunately, no more details were provided. Use your imagination. I’m thinking she plants magic beans in her vagina and three days later she awakens with a penis.

If this thing ever makes it into production, I can’t wait to see how the marketing department sells it. Four words: Barbie dolls with strap-ons.