So here it is, early October, and the stores are already flooded with the new calendars. It seems these daily/monthly reminders of humanity’s mortality arrive earlier and earlier every year, and the choices have become borderline ridiculous. You literally can find a calendar with everything from the standard animal fare (kittens, puppies, tigers, Snuffalupaguses) to your favorite TV show (Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Rhoda) and everything in between. Models, sayings, still-lifes, serene vistas, affirmations, antique bicycles, food… you name it, they make it. If you want a calendar of it, you’ll likely find it. But what of those calendars that… no one wants? What of those just this side of too ridiculous… what of those?

See what Debby looked like before her Lifestyle Lift. For a whole year!

We had a lot of back-stock from 5 years ago. Now you can kind of like it all over again!

Enjoy fourteen months of furry feline fanny as they smile at you with their beautiful brown eyes.

No good can come of this, and now you have over a year to see why.

From the grey grains of the Badlands to the ruddy clay of Idaho. Dirt.

It’s Ham, no caption necessary.

Do these flimsy plastic sealers really prevent tampering of any kind? One might ask one’s self.

The one thing outside of Government we as Americans can all hate together… now in calendar form!

What the fork?

Wait till you see Miss April – The Jolly Green Giant