Ten Calendars Nobody Wants
So here it is, early October, and the stores are already flooded with the new calendars. It seems these daily/monthly reminders of humanity’s mortality arrive earlier and earlier every year, and the choices have become borderline ridiculous. You literally can find a calendar with everything from the standard animal fare (kittens, puppies, tigers, Snuffalupaguses) to your favorite TV show (Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Rhoda) and everything in between. Models, sayings, still-lifes, serene vistas, affirmations, antique bicycles, food… you name it, they make it. If you want a calendar of it, you’ll likely find it. But what of those calendars that… no one wants? What of those just this side of too ridiculous… what of those?