Captain America Laughs At Barry Bonds

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For those who masturbate to comic books, last night must’ve seen a spike in tissue and hand lotion sales because the first trailer for this summer’s superhero spankfest Captain America: The First Avenger hit the web. I have no idea if this overhyped bonanza will be any good, but I couldn’t stop laughing at the sight of Chris Evans’ handsome mug stuck on the body of stick figure teen Steve Rogers. Lucky for Stevie boy he gets pumped full of military grade human growth hormone which makes the ladies swoon. Stay tuned for two-and-a-half minutes of oldy time World War II era costumes, props and pectorals.

[h/t Coming Soon]