Cat Downloads Kitty Porn

File this under the “Dog ate my homework” section of excuses. Jensen Beach, Florida resident Keith Griffin was charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer. But it wasn’t him. Allegedly. Griffin claimed that his cat was responsible for the child pornographic images found on his computer. He claims he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned. During his absence, he claims his cat accidentally downloaded the images when it jumped on the computer keyboard. Police did not believe him, however, and the Florida man was charged with possession of child pornography and is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. No word on if the cat was charged.

Framed by a pussy for child pRon? Cats suck! It can happen, though. My cat got hold of my Visa card and ordered $2000 worth of goods from PetSmart. Though it’d be more believable in this instance if that cat downloaded stuff like Catwoman or Felix the Cat. Here’s a recreation of the incident: