Cat Foiled in Jailbreak Attempt

cat 560x398Well, not quite.

A cat in Brazil was detained within the grounds of a Brazilian prison in Arapiraca city on New Year’s Day after strolling into the yard with contraband items taped to his feline body, as well as pulling his gigantic balls in a wheel barrow behind him.

The cat was found and subsequently “arrested” by armed guards…

catt 300x181There are unconfirmed reports that Ninja Cat, (as we’re calling him) may have been wearing a Musketeer’s hat and cape as well as adorable little boots. Reports suggesting that the cat was found with a miniature sword and Spanish accent have however been denied.

The cat’s haul contained drill bits, several files, headphones, and a mobile phone. After being detained, the cat was held and questioned for 13 minutes before being taken to a local animal center.

A spokesman from the prison told the press, “It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak.”

And he is correct! Cats do not speak.

Matt Smith

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