Chad Johnson Already Has a Porn Offer

By on August 14th, 2012

Chad Johnson has managed to pack a lifetime’s worth of drama (even for him) into the last three months. Let’s recap, shall we:

  • June 11th: Signed with Miami Dolphins
  • July 4th: Married Evelyn Lozada
  • July 24th: Changed his name back to Johnson
  • August 7th: Appeared on first episode of Hard Knocks
  • August 11th: Allegedly head-butted Lozada in a domestic dispute
  • August 12th: Was released by the Dolphins

And today, August 14th, he was approached by PornHub.com. Here’s the official job offer letter via With Leather:

August 14, 2012

Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.

Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

All the best,

Corey Price

Gotta love porno sites. It never hurts to ask. I mean, Chyna and Octomom took the adult entertainment route, so why not Chad? Although something tells me Evelyn won’t be too keen on the idea.