Charlie Sheen Goes Shirtless In Cleveland

The Charlie Sheen swan dive off the deep end into a vat of batshit crazy tomfoolery meme played itself out weeks ago, but that hasn’t stopped the star of Wisdom, Courage Mountain and Bad Day on the Block from going forward with his pointless magical mystery tour across our great land.

On the third night of this seemed like a great idea at the time barnstorming, Sheen awoke from a not at all drug induced haze to find himself in the thriving metropolis of Cleveland. So, he did what everyone does when they visit Cleveland — he took his shirt off on stage to display his bitchin’ cool tats.

For a 45-year-old ex-movie/TV sitcom cash cow who’s ingested all matter of legal and illegal substances for the last 25 years, he’s in surprisingly good shape.

Reminds me of another tattooed psychopath prone to long-winded verbal tirades and fits of rage. Remember this handsome devil?

“Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity!”

Good ol’ Max Cady. I can’t think of a better mentor for Charlie.