Christ Died for Our Donuts?
You might say WTF after watching this video, so here is a summation of your lessons: (1) if you put dough bible verses into the oven, you will end up with a scary-as-fuck anthropomorphic bread loaf that repeats scripture; (2) blood is really money that can be used to buy people. In fact, one guy bought the world; (3) baking and carpentry are essentially the same thing and should be conducted next to each other when possible; and (4) Jesus didn’t die for donuts. Or did he??? Although if there ever was a live action Simpsons Movie, this guy would be make an excellent Ned Flanders: