Coolest and Dumbest Darth Maul Stuff
More than a decade after Star Wars Episode I: Revenge of the Sith disappointed many longtime fans in theaters, I’m still torn over whether Darth Maul is cool or not. We all know that Darth Vader is cool, but Darth Maul had much cooler fighting techniques and a double-sided lightsaber.
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There are many Darth Maul action figures, but we all expected those. However, there are various other toys and items made that we didn’t exactly expect, resulting in some of the dumbest merchandising I’ve ever seen. So let’s look at…
THE WORST DARTH MAUL STUFF
(and the best stuff later)
There’s a Mr. Potato Head version of every character and Darth Maul is no exception.
There is NOT an M&M version of every character, but yes, there IS a Darth Maul M&M.
For those kids who want to take a fluffy evil Sith Lord to bed with them.
This looks like he’s taking a really large crap.
This is what Darth Maul looked like as a child. So cute.
This bobblehead version of Maul gives him a tyrannical appearance, like he’s he’s about to address the members of the galactic senate.
If Darth Maul owned a police baton.
Errr… suddenly Darth Maul looks like the Disney character Hades:
Darth Maul Vinyl Collectible
Once again, a figure of Darth Maul taking a crap.
Mimobot Darth Maul Star Wars S4 USB Drive
BEST DARTH MAUL STUFF
Darth Maul Life-Size Bust
When it comes to busts, there’s nothing better than the 1:1 scale, so this guy, from Sideshow Collectibles, is a must for the mantle of any Episode I lunatic.
Duel of the Fates
Here’s a cool diorama statue of Darth Maul jump-kicking the Jedi Knights.
RAY PARKS Autographed Signed DARTH MAUL Guitar JSA & Video
Great artwork on this guitar.
This Lego bust doesn’t look the greatest, but Lego is too good to criticize and I’m sure this would be fun to build.
Another great Sideshow Collectibles figure.
It’s small and affordable, and it’s a Lego. So it’s good.
Darth Maul Premium Format Figure
Yet another great figure from Sideshow Collectibles.
Cyborg Darth Maul by Sideshow Collectibles
This is the Cyborg Darth Maul, from “Old Wounds,” part of the Star Wars: Visionaries graphic story collection. His head looks a bit like Sauron, from Lord of the Rings, in this statue.
So, all of this stuff was created because of this sequence in Star Wars Episode I.