Fifteen Crazy Foreign Candies

I don't know what candy from anywhere has to do with The Devil giving classic Alp maiden, Heidi a Piggy-Back Ride, but here we are. Maybe it's so delicious it makes you want to do devious, and devilish things to a yodeling mountain lass. I have no idea.

This kid loves his elephant almost as much as I love candy. Almost as much.

This freaky critter is moments away from drowning himself in sorrow because he's, I dunno, out of candy. Seems like a stupid way to go, but when you want sweets you want sweets.

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."

Oh baby... baby loves the corn. So, does this mean there's corn in this candy? Or worse yet: glazed corn? Guh...

I really doubt this kid is missing. But what I don't doubt is that he looks strikingly similar to Alfred E. Neuman.

Jim: "Hey Carl, what does your candy taste like?"
Carl: "You, Jim. It tastes like you."
Jim: "I... think I hear my mom."

"Hey boys and girls! I'll be peddling these delicious treats from my van outside your playground tomorrow! Listen for the bell!"

This candy comes with a free audition certificate for the Village People Revival.

Oh, Linda... Your delicious chocolate puts me in one of your vicious headlocks. One of your THIGH headlocks...

I have no idea what's happening here. But I do hope that baton he's holding isn't the candy. That looks terrible.

Nothing in the world screams something you don't want to eat like the sound: "PLOPP". Nothing.

"Hey baby. After I eat this candy... I'm-a put a baby up in that."

Real FRESH puppies.

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