Denis Leary – Christmas Beer

As Fred was writing his wonderful reviews of Christmas Beers, I couldn’t help but remember the classic Denis Leary bit from Lock n’ Load. I found the video clip, and have it below, followed by a partial transcript. Keep drinking your Cranberry Ale Fred, but Denis and I don’t want Santa Claus on our beer.

In case you don’t know, Denis is NSFW

“Hey man, look what I got you for Christmas.”
“What’s that?”
“Special Sam Adams Christmas beer dispenser, man.”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah, it’s six different flavors…”
“Y’know what? Put it in the fridge. Put it in the bottom of the fridge and bury it.”

“So months go by, of course, right? Now I’m eating pretzels and I’m thirsty. I go and open the refrigerator, I see a beer out of the corner of my eye. I grab it, I open it up SLUUURP! PHBBBBBT! Cran..berry ale. Cranberry nut crunch fucking ale! Let me tell you something, folks. Cranberries and beer do NOT go together, okay? One’s for bladder infections, one’s for getting drunk! I take a look at the label of my beer; you know what’s on my beer label? Santa Claus is on my beer label. I swear to God! Why don’t you put the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy on there, too. Call it ‘Pussy Ale’ while you’re at it, go ahead.”

Philip Van der Vossen

Editor at Gunaxin
Philip Van der Vossen is the Editor of Gunaxin, a Men's Lifestyle Magazine that was established in 2008. Philip also created and hosts the Trail Trek Tour, a traveling series of off-road events for automotive media.

Additionally, Philip has served as Rally Director for the Washington Automotive Press Association, Speaker at IMPAcon and Blogs with Balls, Chairman of the Relay For Life of North Anne Arundel County, Examiner Team Leader for the Maryland Performance Excellence Awards, and Credentialed Founder of Capitals Outsider.

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