“Eli Face” Is Everywhere!
Hopefully, fingers double crossed, at some point during Super Bowl XLVI we will be treated to a classic “Eli Face.” Maybe after he tosses a pick-six to Patrick Chung or loses a fumble beneath Vince Wilfork’s tonnage. Hey, a hater can dream. For those unaware, Eli Face combines frustration, retardation and childlike innocence. And the beauty of Eli Face is it fits into any situation, be it real or fictional. For example…