English Gone Wrong – Diarrhea Bear

By Zach Tropf on

Sometimes, you lose a little something in translation. I present to you, in the finest Engrish, Diarrhea Bear: The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.

If you can’t make it out, the bottom reads, “Just relax and make the public announcement. Humano Urbano and Network Osaka is enjoyable and makes horny.”

No known relation to Pedobear. I’ve got no other comments, I’m just going to let the sign speak for itself. However, if you want to see a real Diarrhea Bear, and I’m warning you that you probably don’t, here you go: