Fifty Classic Movie Lines

reels 560x257What’s more epic in a film that a classic, memorable, completely unforgettable movie line? Well, likely nothing. Sure, it takes the perfect delivery of a great actor or actress, but let’s face it — it’s the line. It’s always the line. So here we have 50 of the greatest lines and quotes in movie history. No, they’re not in any particular order and no, they certainly are not the only or best 50 lines of all time. But they are unforgettable and classic. Enjoy!

(Many of these videos contain NSFW language, so turn your speakers down if you are at your crappy job.)

“Game over, man! Game over!”

Hicks (Bill Paxton) - ALIENS

“That rug really tied the room together.”

Walter (John Goodman) - THE BIG LEBOWSKI


Dante (Brian O'Halloran) - CLERKS

“Uh, everything’s under control.”

Han Solo (Harrison Ford) - STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE

“It shoots through schools!”

Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo) - JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY

“I hate snakes, Jock!”

Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) - RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

“We are now no longer the Knights…”

The Knights who until recently said Ni (Michael Palin) - MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…”

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) - THE PRINCESS BRIDE

“You’ve gotta be f*ckin’ kidding!”

Palmer (David Clennon) - THE THING

“What do you mean I’m funny?”

Tommy (Joe Pesci) - GOODFELLAS

“Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!”

Vincent (John Travolta) - PULP FICTION

“It’s called Sex Panther… by Odeon.”


“Ya know how I know you’re gay?”

David (Paul Rudd) - THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

“Great graphics!”

Freddy (Robert Englund) - A Nightmare on Elm Street: Part 6

“First, take a big step back… “

Les Grossman (Tom Cruise) - TROPIC THUNDER

“I want you to curve the bullet.”

Fox (Angelina Jolie) - WANTED

“Let’s show this Prehistoric bitch…”

Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) - GHOSTBUSTERS

“It’s comin’ out of me like lava!”

Megan (Melissa McCarthy) - BRIDESMAIDS

“I’m too old for this shit.”

Murtaugh (Danny Glover) - LETHAL WEAPON

“That’s not a knife!”

Mick Dundee (Paul Hogan) - CROCODILE DUNDEE

“We’ll tear your soul apart!”

Pinhead (Doug Bradley) - HELLRAISER

“If they take my stapler…”

Milton (Stephen Root) - OFFICE SPACE

“Bueller… Bueller… Bueller?”

Economics Teacher (Ben Stein) - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

“Yippee Ki-Yay, motherf*cker!”

John McClane (Bruce Willis) - DIE HARD

“You know how many foods are shaped…”

Seth (Jonah Hill) - SUPERBAD

“Tell Victor that Ramon…”

Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) - BEVERLY HILLS COP

“I kinda want somethin’ er other ta eat.”

Karl Childers (Billy Bob Thornton) - SLING BLADE

“See this? This is my BOOM STICK!”

Ash (Bruce Campbell) - ARMY OF DARKNESS

“Hasta La Vista, Baby.”

The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - T2

“Help me help you.”

Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) - JERRY MAGUIRE

“Have you ever talked to a corpse?”


“Are you crying? There’s no crying…”

Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks) - A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

“You play ball like a GIRL!”

Ham Porter (Patrick Renna) - THE SANDLOT

“Jefe, what is a plethora?”

El Guapo (Alfonso Arau) - THREE AMIGOS

“Put the candle back!”

Fredrick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) - YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

Jack Byrnes (Robert DeNiro) - MEET THE PARENTS

“Never seen so many backwards-ass…”

Reggie (Eddie Murphy) - 48 HOURS

“It’s ALIVE!”

Dr. Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive) - FRANKENSTEIN

“The truth is that I’m a bad person.”

Renton (Ewan McGregor) - TRAINSPOTTING

“Candy-Gram for Mongo!”

Bart (Cleavon Little) - BLAZING SADDLES

“The first and last words out of your…”

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) - FULL METAL JACKET

“My name’s Lowry… Sam Lowry.”

Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) - BRAZIL

“Wanna know how I got these scars?”

The Joker (Heath Ledger) - THE DARK KNIGHT

“Let me tell you something about God.”

John Milton (Al Pacino) - THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

“I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!”

Lieutenant Slade (Al Pacino) - SCENT OF A WOMAN

“That’s a thick door!”

Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks) - CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR


James T. Kirk (William Shatner) - STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN

“It’s a piece of crap! It doesn’t work!”

Napoleon Dynamite (John Heder) - NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

“Losers always whine about their best.”

John Mason (Sean Connery) - THE ROCK

“Well do ya, punk?”

Harry Calahan (Clint Eastwood) - DIRTY HARRY