Finally, A Holiday Cause We Can Get Behind: Give Toys, Get A Lap Dance!

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We’re quickly approaching that time of year where giving takes precedence over getting.  In true holiday spirit, a San Francisco strip club is offering free lap dances in exchange for an unwrapped toy.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Nobody loves toys more than the guys at Gunaxin, and subsequently, nobody loves lap dances and strippers as much as us either.

The fine people at Market Street Cinema in San Francisco are doing their part for children in need, and if you’re in the area then we suggest that you do yours.  Here’s a shot of this oh so kind strip club’s sign which advertises this one of a kind promotion:

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Our guess is that it would look something like this: