Football vs. Soccer Debate Ended

There’s always been a debate on what to call football. In most parts of the world, football refers to the game that most Americans call soccer. In the United States, football refers to the game that is played by Peyton Manning and the rest of the NFL. To alleviate the confusion with the term, this picture clearly illustrates what both sports should be called:

From now on, Soccer will be called Football and Football will be called Handegg. That should make things easier. I look forward to the Handegg draft this weekend.

I’m somehow reminded of this Scott Van Pelt-Andriy Shevchenko exchange: