Funniest Johnny Drama Moments on Entourage

By Ben on July 20th, 2011

Johnny “Drama” Chase, the older brother of superstar actor Vincent Chase on HBO’s Entourage, is one of the funniest characters on the show (except for Ari Gold, of course), and his VICTORY! cry has become a catchphrase in pop culture. Drama, played by Kevin Dillon, the younger brother of actor Matt Dillon, is the stereotypical struggling actor out in Los Angeles.

With Entourage‘s final season beginning on July 24, let’s look at a rundown of some of Drama’s funniest moments.

Awesome Drama Dialogue

Drama: “E, I’ve had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point.”

Drama: “I could already see his future. He’s going to move in with Sloan, drive her daddy’s Bentley and join a country club that restricts us.”

Drama: “If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I’d take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You’d take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.”

Drama: “Back in the game? … I AM the fucking game, pal.”

Drama: “I’ve been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.”

Drama: “Viking Quest convention, ’99, a guy from Orlando offered me $50 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume.”

Drama: “Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.”
Eric: “Yeah, I mean… you know… you have sex and… that’s it – you say goodbye.”
Drama: [pauses to think] “That’s the only kinda sex I have.”

Vince: “I’d just be happy to avoid a Razzie.”
Drama: “There’s nothing wrong with a Razzie.”
Turtle: “Johnny’s gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie.”
Drama: “I only have one Razzie, asshole.”

Drama: “No, no, no. Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass-fucked her.”

Drama: “Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I’m saying?”

Drama: “I’m telling you, once your car’s been stolen, it never runs the same again. It’s like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.”