Golf to be Even More Unexciting in 3D

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And the crowd goes mild!

Now, let’s be clear: if you’re a cat, televised golf is the most amazing thing ever aired.  Here’s the thing: cats can’t wear 3D glasses.   So we find ourselves wondering why Comcast is showing the Masters Tournament in 3D.

Surely this “empire” of a communications company must be aware this will turn golf from a mild televised sedative into the cable-delivered version of roofies.  Considering Comcast’s customer service record, we should find ourselves wondering if this isn’t a nefarious plot to sedate us all and then steal our stuff, especially since our cable bill is already highway robbery.