Guns N’ Roses To Perform At Sturgis In August

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Devil horns! Devil horns! Devil horns! Guns N’ Roses are back! Well, the bastardized version fronted by a bloated Axl Rose is anyway. The band is scheduled to play its first US concert in four years at next month’s Rock ‘N Rev Music Festival in Sturgis, South Dakota. Rock on!

I’d put the odds of them actually showing up on August 13th at about 1 in 50, but that won’t stop hordes of delusional fans from coughing up $45 for the chance to see Axl belt out a half-assed rendition of “Paradise City.” The Festival will run from August 9-13 and will also feature Alice in Chains, Godsmack, Stone Temple Pilots and Wolfmother. Whoa, that’s a lot of flannel and leather in one place.

Stay tuned for the inevitable cancellation announcement sometime during the next couple weeks.