Wow. 35 Years young. If my math is correct (and if I carried the six, I guess it is) then I was all of just over 3 years old when this amazing machine hit the market. I never had one until I was about 6, and I’m pretty sure it was second-hand because it crapped out after a year. However, one of my good friends had one and we used to play the Hell out of that mess. Growing up surrounded by arcades, it was amazing being able to get relatively reasonable facsimiles of such classics as Asteroids, Berzerk, Centipede, and Dig Dug (alphabetized for your convenience). Speaking of which, let’s take a stroll down memory lane and take a look at just how innovative and epic some of these games were.
This game is a fair representation oh my bachelor party, actually.
Superman
This would be the very first in a long and storied line of disappointing and terrible Superman games.
E.T.
As infamously shitty video games go, E.T.'s history is rich with, well, shittiness. If you aren't familiar, check out the link. Trust me, it's both said and really, really funny.
