Hillary Clinton Has Dance Fever!
Damn, Hillary Clinton sure has turned into quite the party girl lately. Back in April she was spotted in Colombia pounding drinks (confirmed) and doing rails off a male stripper’s erect penis (unconfirmed). And just the other day she was videotaped dirty dancing with a buxom South African lady. To think I thought the Secretary of State gig consisted of sitting behind a desk shooting rubber bands at framed pictures of Bill. Politics be crazy, yo.