A local Detroit news story about someone dumping tree parts on the street sounds pointless and boring, because it is. However, when the said accused, Ihor Stetkewycz, got a microphone shoved in his face, he turned an otherwise useless two-minute package into a nugget of awesomeness.

A misogynist from Mars with thick sideburns. Sounds like a real catch, ladies. Better hurry up and get to the Motor City before this super-stud gets scooped up.

[Via The Interrobang]