Twitter really is a wonderful invention. Where else can a jackass like me hurl 140-character insults at Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher, make delightfully tasteless jokes about the recently deceased and share my most mundane of thoughts? As awesome as all that is, I have to kick myself in the stones for never using this social networking marvel to solicit porn stars. But Minnesota teen “Mad” Mike Stone sure did. In a move straight outta The Girl Next Door, Mikey boy took to Twitter to find himself a smokin’ hot prom date among some of the adult industry’s finest.

I would’ve tossed in a “please” as well. I hear porn actresses love it when you say please.

Interesting. He dropped the whole plane ticket thing and instead went for the direct approach.

Man, now he’s offering up massages to help sweeten the deal. What up wit deese hoes, yo?

Eureka! Sounds like a project for Kickstarter.

[Via BuzzFeed]