Jeremy Lin Just Keeps Linning

Lest we forget, it was roughly this time last year that Charlie Sheen went on the internet rampage that lead to his eventual firing from CBS’s Two and a Half Men. The tiger blood, Adonis DNA, porn stars and, of course, the winning, my god, THE WINNING.

That was then, this is now. Sheen may have faded into relative obscurity, but his “winning” mantra lives on in the form of New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, who has guided his team to six straight victories since entering the starting lineup, including last night’s game-winning three-pointer to slay the Raptors.

The media calls it Linsanity. We here at Gunaxin prefer a simpler term that we’re confident Sheen would approve of.