Johnny Depp to Collaborate with Marilyn Manson

depp header 560x315Johnny Depp’s quest to corner the market on celebrity weirdness just took another major step forward. Word is Captain Jack will combine eccentric forces with rocker (I love writing “rocker”) Marilyn Manson on Manson’s upcoming album, Born Villain. What precisely will the duo be performing? Try a cover of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain.”

This is either extremely ironic or extremely sarcastic, but I’m not sure which. I mean, I like Depp and he appears to be a fairly genuine person. That said, has the guy ever appeared in public or on film looking like a dirty bum? If he’s not vain, he’s at the very least impressed with his own unique style. As for Manson, well, while raging against a society obsessed with physical appearance, he still finds time to scream, “HEY, PLEASE LOOK AT ME, ‘CAUSE I’M DIFFERENT!!.”