Juggalos Have Their Own Social Network
Never underestimate the power of the Juggalo. The Insane Clown Posse’s legion of hardcore followers have taken their fandom to the Internet and started their own social network, ala Facebook, appropriately called JuggaloBook. Nearly 10,000 Juggalos have already signed up for the service. One member describes it as such:
After about 10 minutes on the site I learned that it’s basically a horny teenager’s cough syrup-induced daymare. Everyone is looking to sext immediately, and they’re very liberal with providing personal cell numbers to strangers—within 20 minutes of registering, I received a homie request and a message from a homely Juggalette. She told me she had to “put her kids to bed, but feel free to text me.” She then gave me her actual cell phone number.
Whoop Whoop homie! This sounds fantastic. If there’s one thing we need more of in this crazy, messed up world, it’s another online community that makes it easier to bang ugly fat chicks.