A Tribute to the Star Wars Kowakian Monkey-Lizard
Salacious B. Crumb is the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard in Return of the Jedi, and the court jester of gangster Jabba the Hutt. Crumb has one of the dumbest names in all of Star Wars, so from here on out we’ll just call him Salacious. You can read about Salacious’s backstory on Wookieepedia.
- Salacious on Facebook
- Salacious on Twitter
- How to Draw Salacious
- Salacious Print
Salacious Scenes
Important Salacious Dialogue
Best Salacious Stuff
A life-sized statue of Salacious was made by Sideshow Collectibles and limited to 600. It’s now sold out and sells for significantly more than its original $349 asking price. Since it’s life-sized, we know Salacious weighs about 24 pounds. Here’s a video review, with a cat!
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Sideshow makes three other versions of Salacious, two of which only come as bonuses for other sets. The other is the Salacious Creature Pack, which comes along with other figures.
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Salacious as a Lego
Typically, Lego rules. But between Jabba the Hutt and Salacious, it’s safe to say these are the WORST LEGOS EVER. Princess Leia is still hot, though.
Wait, here’s a better one: Salacious as a Kubrick, whatever that is.
Buy it at shopncsx.com.
Worst Salacious Stuff
For realzzzz? Yes, the Salacious Plush is available on Amazon, along with a Jabba the Hutt that looks like a turd.
Salacious Tattoo
via Original Salacious Kenner Toy
Oh, the memories of playing with this little guy. You can purchase it here, without Jabba: Vintage 1983 Star Wars Salacious Crumb from Jabba the Hutt Action Playset.
More Salacious Stuff
In a Christmas hat? via brianstoys.com.
Power of the Force Oola and Salacious Crumb Action Figures By Kenner
Salacious with Jabba’s green stripper chick.
Gentle Giant Animated Slave Leia Maquette
Chillin’ with Leia.
There are actually more figures, but most are pretty lame. And in conclusion, the one thing we couldn’t top…
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