Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Milkaholic!

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In batshit crazy news, Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million suit against eTrade claiming the company used her likeness in their Super Bowl add.  Here is the ad in question, featuring that milkaholic Lindsay.

In papers filed in Monday in Nassau County, New York, the Mean Girls star claims that one of the online brokerage’s recent TV ads featuring a ditzy, “milkaholic” baby girl named Lindsay is modeled after her and improperly invoked her “likeness, name, characterization, and personality” without permission, violating her right to privacy. Lohan is suing for $50 million in compensatory damages and an additional $50 million in exemplary damages. She also demanded that E*Trade stop running the ad. via EW.com

In related lawsuits brought about by the Lohan legal team:

  • Lohan Legal (I’ll call them LoLe) is bringing suit against Lindsay Honda and Lindsay Acura in Columbus, OH because their tagline is “the dealership you can trust”. The suit claims libel insinuating she can be trusted.
  • LoLe is filing suit against the town of Lindsay, CA for holding their annual Orange Blossom festival every April. The slander allegations stem from the color of Lohan’s signature ginger look.
  • Finally, LoLe is filing suit against Olympic downhill skier Lindsey Vonn. The suit claims the idea of “going downhill really fast” is clearly a Lohan thing.

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