Lip Plates: The Ultimate Piercings

mursi2Sometimes when I’m at the mall, I wander into Hot Topic for God knows why. There I see some of the freakiest looking people ever. They have all kinds of facial piercings and stretched earlobes the size of silver dollars. But these people don’t have nothing on the Ethiopians. Now keep in mind, that even ordinary Ethiopians travel down south and get their photos taken with some of these bad asses. These people, most likely from the Mursi and Surma (Suri) tribes, look a little something like this. It’s only a matter of time before the American slackers at Hot Topic go this route: